February 2010
January 2010
I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human.
– David Bowie
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t...
– Mitch Hedberg
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll...
– Mitch Hedberg
i am desperately in need of entertainment.. →
please please please?
operation cheer up..
i’ve decided to do little things to cheer people up, make them feel better, make their lives easier, etc. not only does it make someone else happy, but it gives me something to do and makes me feel better. i’ve just begun and i feel awesome. :)
i had a dream last night
i was at home in the lovely town of centreville, va with my mom and sister and i kept looking outside to see funnel clouds so i was convinced that a tornado was on its way. no one else seemed to be nearly as concerned as i was about the fact that the sky was completely black at one in the afternoon (1:11 to be exact..i remember checking the clock on the microwave in my dream). my mom was just...
the past couple weeks..
have been stressful with recruitment and everything, but i came to realize just how much my sisters have come to mean to me. i love all of them so much and my life wouldn’t be the same without them. i have gone through so many changes for the better within the past year and i know that none of those changes would have occured without my sisters. they really are the best and all that. :)
why am i awake?!
I shouldn’t be awake and I DEFINITELY should not be sending texts. Bad news bears.
I feel like there is never agood reason to be up this late. I’m too tired to be productive in any way, shape, or form and there isn’t anything good on TV. Whatever.
Tonight was so weird..weird conversations, weird feelings, weird thoughts. I’m hoping that tomorrow will be infinitely less...
i am so incredibly bored. so ask away! →
please? :)
Anonymous asked: why is yo' body so fiine?
do it! →
she had the neck of a linebacker, but the titties of a mammoth!
– john